Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Tory Burch ugly shoes



Oh Tory Burch, Tory Burch.

I've commented on your hideous new collection for old Republican robowives elsewhere, but these shoes take it to another level.

Tory, what the fug were you thinking?

You had the Tory Burch flats, just on the cusp of when flats where becoming fashionable again. Very cute. Saw them on a superstylish woman in Halifax. They were young and fun and I wanted a pair, but I didnt' like how the back was all elasticized. I don't like any elastic in my flats.

But these?

These are just dumb. Obviously you're just phoning it in. You couldn't even be bothered to design a cool shoe, you just smacked your initials on a pair of heels.

No.

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