Friday, August 17, 2007

Jessica Simpson's new clothing line



Jessica Simpson (also known as "Jugs" over at perezhilton.com) has...guess what? Guess what? Can you guess???

She has...wait for it...launched a new clothing line.

Holla to MyItThings.com for breaking this news. Or at least, breaking this news to me.

What is wrong with these celebs? Hmm? Ok, mind you, she's barely even a celeb, her marriage was the most famous thing about her. Next to the jugs, that is, and her pervy "She's got DDs!" dad, Joe Simpson.

So now this. A clothing collection.

You like it? You be the judge.

Me, I'm tired of commenting on celebs' inane lines of clothing. Ohh sooo tired. So tired. Fingers can barely type out the words.

Can't they just stick to wearing fancy dresses that the studio seamstresses made them, like in ye golden era? What the hell.

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