Tory Burch ugly shoes

Oh Tory Burch, Tory Burch.

I've commented on your hideous new collection for old Republican robowives elsewhere, but these shoes take it to another level.

Tory, what the fug were you thinking?

You had the Tory Burch flats, just on the cusp of when flats where becoming fashionable again. Very cute. Saw them on a superstylish woman in Halifax. They were young and fun and I wanted a pair, but I didnt' like how the back was all elasticized. I don't like any elastic in my flats.

But these?

These are just dumb. Obviously you're just phoning it in. You couldn't even be bothered to design a cool shoe, you just smacked your initials on a pair of heels.

No.

Tory Burch

Forgive the non-blog yesterday. I was without my beloved body appendage: my laptop. Sans iBook lappy, I am a mess, lost, just utterly lost. So lost in fact, that I watched the whole Victoria Beckham Coming To America 1 hour special that was on. Awesome. Not. That's one hour of my life I won't be getting back.

Let's talk about Tory Burch. Who is she? A socialite I think. And a designer.

What is she known for? Really cute flats, I must admit, and a strangely bewildering lineup of beachy California Republican daywear. Like tunics, tops, etc.

Her first season was really cute. Now, not so much. I mean, look at this ugly boatneck top. Looks like something from Old Navy circa 1997.

Ick.